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Vodka Delivery on Demand
Tonight, of all nights, you’ve run out of vodka? We get it. The party might not be quite a 90’s Andre 3000 video, but you’d like to have something in the cupboard, and the cupboard is bare – yep maaad, we’ve all done it. All is not lost. We’ve got you. Jimmy Brings will deliver, wherever you are, we know a route – we’re on it, no dramas! Sorry Ms Jackson but yep, could walk to the bottle-o, but y’know you know a guy! Sure Migs says he will go to the store, but he’s controlling the Spotify playlist, so we can’t have that. He’s also taming the loud guy from the pub that no one knows – yeah the one who keeps banging on about when he met Tame Impala in the kebab shop. Hell, we relate. But you’ve got a guy on the inside, Jimmy Brings!
Look, we think fingers are faster than feet, so we’re here for it! You want to host? We will bring the toast – (yeah nah, not actual toast tho), we’re more night-time ‘Smiths chips’ kinda guys, (pop ‘em in the cart too, heck why not). So you want to make some fine delicious DIY cocktails? We get it, we’ve got Russian, Polish and Australian vodka that can make a fine martini, a tasty screwdriver or a simple vodka and tonic taste sllllick. As slick as Idris Elba in one of the fourteen thousand Fast & Furious movies which we can’t remember the name of.
Vodka Delivered To Yours!
Want your vodka fast? We know just the route. We’re Jimmy Brings and bring is what we do best. Need drinks delivered you say? Well, tell Migs to chill, (no-one else can work out how the bluetooth connects to the speaker), let us do the delivering and you do the tunes, and the mixology. (And the looking for a spare glass) for that woman from work who wants to make a cosmopolitan with the last of the Polish vodka and an empty bottle of Cointreau. You hand her an old jam jar, explaining you're not a hipster but ‘something about the dishwasher blah’. You try to explain you can’t make a cosmo without cranberry juice etc, but then you just reach for your phone, after all – you know a guy! Let’s get this done. Few taps on the app, a shout to the kitchen crew “Russian vodka, Aussie vodka or Polish vodka?” and it’s on its way. Delivery to your door, anywhere in Australia, in minutes, sorted.